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On behalf of the crew of the Ghostbusters International franchise of paranormal investigations and elimations and as the co-founder of the original Ghostbusters location, I, Egon Spengler, would like to welcome you to my workshop here on the World Wide Web. I must warn you, the last time that we attempted to unveil my creative labs to the public things went haywire and lawsuits resulted and we were sued by, as Venkman likes to call them, bureaucratic bookworms like yourself. So things around here have changed. You may have noticed the different format. Egon's Workshop was sued for eye strain by three different parties and the new look was essential. Also, you'll notice that all of the multimedia previously available in my workshop is now gone. After the lawsuits and the closure of my shop, all of that multimedia was gracously archived by Ghostbusters HQ and it's fearless webmaster Troy Benjamin, who I am currently working on hiring into the perminant Ghostbusters International staff.

In addition, with rumors of a third movie surfacing about Ray, Peter, Winston and my careers in the Ghostbusting field I find it necessary that everytime this website be mentioned anywhere on any paralell dimension to earth that I be given a twenty dollar royalty fee payed to the order of Dr. Egon Spengler. Visa, MasterCard, and Discover are also accepted. Ha, ha, ha... a little scientist humor.

Also, following our previous "version" if you will of my online workshop, we were alerted by several different parties that our disclaimer was filled with loopholes, which is why I have had many attorneys including GBIN (Ghostbusters International)'s very own Louis Tully re-write the disclaimer which you must agree to before entering the workshop. It is necessary and proper that such a disclaimer exist after many deaths and near fatal injuries occured while visiting my workshop. I strongly encourage you to read every word of the disclaimer on the following page.

One final word of advice: volts jolt but ampres kill. Keep this in mind when entering.

With that, welcome to Egon's Workshop. If you have any comments, please feel free to .

 

 


-Dr. Egon Spengler


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