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On
behalf of the crew of the Ghostbusters International franchise
of paranormal investigations and elimations and as the co-founder
of the original Ghostbusters location, I, Egon Spengler, would
like to welcome you to my workshop here on the World Wide Web.
I must warn you, the last time that we attempted to unveil my
creative labs to the public things went haywire and lawsuits
resulted and we were sued by, as Venkman likes to call them,
bureaucratic bookworms like yourself. So things around here have
changed. You may have noticed the different format. Egon's Workshop
was sued for eye strain by three different parties and the new
look was essential. Also, you'll notice that all of the multimedia
previously available in my workshop is now gone. After the lawsuits
and the closure of my shop, all of that multimedia was gracously
archived by Ghostbusters HQ and it's fearless webmaster Troy
Benjamin, who I am currently working on hiring into the perminant
Ghostbusters International staff.
In addition, with rumors of
a third movie surfacing about Ray, Peter, Winston and my careers
in the Ghostbusting field I find it necessary that everytime
this website be mentioned anywhere on any paralell dimension
to earth that I be given a twenty dollar royalty fee payed to
the order of Dr. Egon Spengler. Visa, MasterCard, and Discover
are also accepted. Ha, ha, ha... a little scientist humor.
Also, following our previous
"version" if you will of my online workshop, we were
alerted by several different parties that our disclaimer was
filled with loopholes, which is why I have had many attorneys
including GBIN (Ghostbusters International)'s very own Louis
Tully re-write the disclaimer which you must agree to before
entering the workshop. It is necessary and proper that such a
disclaimer exist after many deaths and near fatal injuries occured
while visiting my workshop. I strongly encourage you to read
every word of the disclaimer on the following page.
One final word of advice:
volts jolt but ampres kill. Keep this in mind when entering.
With that, welcome to Egon's
Workshop. If you have any comments, please feel free to .

-Dr. Egon Spengler
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